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Super powers August 12, 2009 - 19:25:49
I've long had these complicated plots ongoing in my head usually involving some one with special powers here are a few of my favorites and some what explanation of there powers for no good reason. sorry if some of these seem to be ripp offs of other tv/movie characters powers.

Name: Accelerate
Powers: Repulse, Trajectory alteration, Accelerate
Explanations:
(Repulse)
can rapidly repel anything from him at high speeds usually used to repel closed range attacks and to create weapons by repelling objects from his person. This power is actually based on extreme air pressure manipulation I'm unsure if there would be any actual way to facilitate this in real life but what ever.
(Trajectory alteration)
With a subtle movement of his hand he is able to alter the course of projectile weapons either negating the threat entirely or at least making them non lethal. By altering the air pressure around the object he can subtly shift the trajectory of the weapons. because it requires hand movements this ability loses some of its usefulness against fully automatic weaponry or when facing multiple foes.
(Accelerate)
A sudden violent burst of movement faster than the eye can see. It only works in incredibly short duration severely limiting its usefulness and is also hard on the body making it an option of last resort. This ability releases the limiters placed on our bodies by the mind. It directly taps into all of the bodies muscles simultaneously causing them to basically spasm making the user vanish due to his whole body moving faster than the human eye. Sever muscle injury can result from over use.

Name:Duct Tape Alchemist
Powers: DT Manifest, DT Shape, DT destruct, DT shield, DT weapon
Explanations:
all of the Duct Tape alchemist powers are based on the fact that he is an individual infected with a Symbiotic parasite that directly feeds on his life energy and bodily intake of the host.
(DT Manifest)
A direct manifestation of Duct Tape out of nowhere. This has a much higher energy and physical requirement than if using a Roll or other source of Duct Tape. The manifestation uses the symbiot's power to take life energy and directly convert it to matter.
(DT shape)
Simply does as it says and allows you to shape Duct tape to the users will. it is by for the easiest power to use and most of the other powers use it to some extent. it requires the least amount of life energy unless the Duct tape is being manifest from nothing.
(DT destruct)
consumes Duct tape and converts it into life energy. symbiote lives off this instead of returning it to the host and is a good way to prolong a host life by using it frequently.
(DT shield)
An automatic summoning of Duct tape when the host is threatened. Being against the will of the host this is also the ability seen when the symbiote takes over the host. It essentially drawing a shield over the host forcing the body to move.
(DT weapon)
The ability to make the edge of duct tape sharp by re-arranging the molecular on the edge of the tape. when combined with Duct tape shape this is the primary fighting ability of the DTA.
All other abilities are basically manifestations of these powers combined in various ways.

name: Digital
Powers: Access, Download, Upload
Explanation:
(Access)
The ability to tap into any electrical data source. Works by merely touching digital source or being in range of a wireless network or other wireless signal. the brain acts as a digital antennae and decoder for the user.
(Download)
Traditionally one who can make digital objects into real ones is called a downloader and it is unheard of for a downloader to be able to use the upload power except in Digital's case. Essentially this ability takes matter surrounding the user and breaks it down and re assembles it as the object being downloaded.
(Upload)
Traditionally one who can make real objects into digital ones is called a uploader and it is unheard of for a uploader to be able to use the download power except in Digital's case. Essentially this ability takes an object and converts it into a electrical signal that is it as a digital representation.

The duct tape alchemist...

- calvsie
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January 2009 February 12, 2009 - 12:48:01
Just realized I never posted my vlog from January 2009.
So yeah, I'm trying to do monthly vlog, but for some reason everything happens to me at the end of the month meaning I must wait till the very end to assemble the footage currently.
So  with out further ado.
 

- calvsie
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Insanity is a dance January 23, 2009 - 7:07:37
Gentlemen Behold! Calvsie dancing!



Like anyone really wants to so this?
What is wrong with calvsie?
And for the curious this is what I had on my headphones at that one meeting where I spazzed out...

- calvsie
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Hide and seek - Timescar January 18, 2009 - 17:10:10
So I like making these but they are absolutely horrendous...
This one I worked hard to synchronize several key moments of music to the video...
Unfortunately I am finding that windows movie maker is extremely limited...

Movie: KaKuRenBo-Hide and seek
Music: Time Scar from Chrono Cross
enjoy!

- calvsie
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Daishocon December 28, 2008 - 17:10:48
Um yeah thats right...

I am just now uploading my video footage of Daishocon...


I am rather partial to the opening song...

I really need to buy that album...

Trae, You rock...

- calvsie
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5th Squashing of America: Calvsie edition presented by RCorp'se November 15, 2008 - 13:09:25
here is the horror of Rcorp'se when it is aimed fully on something!

Behold the 5th Squashing of America: Calvsie edition presented by RCorp'se



and I'm watching this so here is the view count before this is poosted: 13

- calvsie
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Duct Tape Alchemist November 2, 2008 - 17:37:42
Okay...

After reiterating this several times I decided it was time to get it set down in type...

The Full ongoing story of the Duct Tape Alchemist Cal

Part 1: Power and Glory
            Fall 2006 - Spring 2007 - images

It was an innocent begining. A young man bored with the things around him. He would frequently find himself walking through the various parks around his home trying to free himself from the boredom, but to no avail until one day he met a strange person.

He claimed to be an alchemist and that he believed the boy to have the potential to be one too. All the boy had to do was bring some object back to act as his focus material. The boy named Cal ran home and grabbed several objects: a dirty sock, a bar of soap, a random book, a evangelion dvd, and a roll of duct tape. The man perused the items shacking his head, "You real should have tried harder..." then his eyes fell on the roll of duct tape he smiled as he picked it up and threw it back to Cal. The man continued to smile as he drew out a peice of twine. he gave it a slight flick of the wrist and it stiffened into a thin rod, "Now this will hurt like the dickens!" The twine alchemist began wielding that peice of twine as a combination sword and whip drawing the boys blood and etching a pattern with the dirt and the boys blood.

An eruption of light comes from the symbol engulfing the boy and the roll of duct tape. The twine alchemist turns and starts walking away, "Goodbye Duct Tape alchemist... welcome to the war..."  The boys wounds quickly healed themselves but Cal continued to lay there until the sun was almost set. As he walked home he stared intently at the roll of duct tape which had some how gotten slipt around the wrist. The next morning he awoke to find the roll still there. he stared at it some more before hesitantly reached over and touched it... It felt alive to his touch and he drew back in revulsion. He reached over and gave it a tug, Tape wrapped itself clear up his arm in reaction and he drew back in terror, or at least as far back as one can from their own arm.

A few weeks pass and Cal got basic control over it and began to experiment to see just how much he could do. This lead him on several bizzare escapades. He made him self a trench coat out of duct tape and found time to visit NoBrandCon 6. He did several heroic acts leading him to become something of a hero in his local area. He felt he had arrived and that nothing could go wrong...

Part 2: Corruption and Redemption
           
Summer 2007 - Spring 2008 - video 1 - video 2

Soon after his rise in power Cal Started extedning himself more and more pushing to see just what he could due if he pushed himself to the edge of breaking. It was this pushing that possibly lead to what happened next, He began to be aware of soem force that seemed to prod him towards doing things that fell otuside the realm of good. as he continued using his powers the prods became more pronounced and forceful. They were also accompanied by duct tape manifesting itself on his body in particular his left side, the arm he primarily wielded the power with.

Then came the day when he woke up to find he was no longer in control. He was playing host to some sort of manevolent spirit that had truely been the source of the power he drew on to do alchemy. His body was quickly consumed 90% by ducttape erasing many notable feature such as finger prints, nose, and most of his eyes. The Spirti went on a killing spree that caused Cal to snap. He fought back with ever ounce of his being. this lead to to him being able to temporarily regain control temporarily. Eventually everything leveled out to a 3 day cycle of 3 evil spirit in control and 3 of Cal in control. This meant he could enjoy most of Nobrandcon 7 without fear of anything going wrong.
Cal found that he could weaken the spirits activity by performing acts of heroism and good. He was still unable to fully remove the duct tape from his body but at least he had one eye fully and his mouth back.

Part 3: A Warrior emerges
            Summer 2008 to Present - images
 
Cal fought long and hard and managed to regain almost full control by this point. He awoke one morning to discover that the manevolent spirit had lost almost all his controll time meaning Cal was once again dominant. Saddly Cal got no time to rest. A war amongst the alchemist had eurpted, those who freely used thier dark spirit and had lost control and those who had fought to retain power. Cal Still not at full power due to his personal battle is now being forced to fight only they don't want him to die, they want him to let his dark spirit out...
 

- calvsie
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Calvsie: The big how ya doing round up October 30, 2008 - 18:01:44
I get a lot opf people asking me, "how are you doing?" lately... and I decided to take it literally, but instead of actually anwsering the people I will post it here, in a blog, that clearly none of the people who asked will actually read...



Mentally


I am some what insane... To clarify this is normal. although I do seem to be talking to myself more lately, but I'm not sure what to make of that...




Physically


as out of shape as ever...




Politically


Annoyed... I'm the black sheep of my church due to my refusal to vote for some one I don't believe should be president (McCain in my churches case)




Socially
Unsure...
I've never been in a relationship like this before...
As awkward as this sounds I need to say it (type it what have you), We've kissed twice and I've got no desire to kiss again, I prefer hugs, Unfortunately I get the feeling my girl friend likes kissing (does that sound like a wierd assumption?)...
I'm completely out of my realms of information on this one...




programatically


A while back I noticed that this blog host had limited limitations on what I could and could not use in my code...
So I've been curious what I can make javascript do...

RGS out...

- calvsie
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Un nerfing a nerf gun... August 16, 2008 - 16:08:27
So I modded my nerf gun...
I have a Nite Finder EX-3 which is a nice gun... IMO...
It turned out to be easier than I thought it would be... now it seems to to have quite a bit more distance though I'm told this should not be the case... and now you feel the compression when you pull the trigger which I like... so yeah, yeah me...
RGS out...

- calvsie
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