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The Zombie house collection March 31, 2010 - 8:49:08
Several years ago when I was more naive than I am now I fell in with a group of random persons who lived in a house know as "THE ZOMBIE HOUSE". It was actually the second incarnation of "THE ZOMBIE HOUSE", but that is of little consequence for what this blog post is about. These persons took it upon themselves to "educate" me in random movies I had never heard of or dreamed had been made. These films are what I refer to as the zombie house collection.

Ice Pirates
Space ships, pirates, romance, ice, time travel, and eunuch slaves...
Yeah this film has almost everything...
It is a very enjoyable watch with friends but would never say it is a great film.
Best Scene: Fighting in a ship traveling through a time hole with everything aging rapidly

Repo Man 
So your parents gave away their money to a bizarre cult, you punched out your coworker, and your girl friend dumped you...
Become a repo man and hunt down the mysterious malibu...
This film rocks!!
Best Scene: Discovering the whole point of the story is space ships are time machines and time machines are spaceships...

Fight club
Its fight club do I really need to explain it?
Best Scene:Watching the narrator beat himself up

Pirate movie
Apparently this film was so bad neither I nor any one else can remember what it was called. For pity sake it literally was rated "ARR"! A cursed pirates chest is opened unleashing an evil pirate out to decapitate the descendants of his old crew and put their heads in the chest. Yes, they sing "13 heads in a dead mans chest".
Best Scene: "I've never tipped a wench!"

The Descent
Decent horror film that pits women against gollum and each other.
Best Scene: Surprise this is not the ending!!!



- calvsie
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