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| Calvsie King of the Calvsie post his incoherent thoughts...
I'm not, but the reasons you think I am... January 13, 2010 - 21:09:04
Today for about the thousandth time I was asked, "are you gay?" Now the first time this happened I was kinda floored but by now I'm used to it. The part that I find amusing are the reasons people give for this belief. so here are the most frequent, odd, or otherwise amusing ones I have been told are evidence I am gay. 10: You dance in public when there is no music how this makes me gay I'm not sure, but yeah this has become a popular one at work... 9.You wear your beard like a gay man the last two years this one has cropped up... 8:You smell gay No idea... 7:You walk like a gay person I have a spring in my step... this is apparently now a sign of being gay... 6:you have gay friends Yes, I do have gay friends... they laugh when they hear that people think I am... 5:You talk like a gay person... No clue... 4:You have gay hobbies Lego bionicle is childish not gay... 3:There is a video on youtube of you in a dress yeah... um... It was the rocky horror picture show... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TqTRRa9X4k 2:You don't seem interested in women I don't throw myself at them, and I do hold some level of christian attitude towards them... 1:Your voice is high pitch and squeaky I have my voice, it is higher pitched than some, I squeak a bit when excited, and I have no clue why the belief my higher pitch voice is the number one thing people point to when they accuse me of being gay... - calvsie
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