So, I just did this last week, but I went dipping through my referral logs for the site again and found a bunch more weird and strange searches people have been using to find TRHOnline.com. Besides Google logs, I looked into Yahoo results, AOL results, and a few other search engines.
This entry's list is a bit longer than the last one, as I dug into the logs pretty deeply. Here we go...
what the hell am i supposed to be doing with my life?
a quiet peaceful night
dehydration and joint aches
tool a scientist would use on a ship
Giant Killer Plants in Movies
comic talks about snorkeling
jesus is my boyfriend
sealy reflexion laguna beach
bubble wrap costume
"most appealing word"
larp rhinelander wi
list of demands from the movie airheads
steven segal daughters
XXXXL Comic book apparel
JOBS FOR MYSTICISM
I personally really like the guy who searched for "f u." That one is awesome. I also like the idea that someone is searching for "trae needs." I have a lot of needs, and it's nice that someone out there is asking about them... even if it's just to Google or Yahoo. It's much better than the guy asking Google for personal guidance in his life. Some of the other search results make me curious though... did that guy ever find his comic about snorkeling? What is the most appealing word? Why can't people spell "Steven Seagal?" It's all a puzzle... a puzzle that I must find the answers too.
That and I just really want to know how a Laguna Beach related search ended up pointing to my website. That particular one is baffling.
Besides the strange-yet-benign searches you find above, a couple of the creepiest searches I have ever run across showed up in my logs:
girl duct taped to a chair
caught with no panties
paris hilton no panties
Seriously, those are just disturbing. How in the world would any of those lead someone to TRHOnline.com? We're a fairly PG rated website, and I'm fairly certain we're lacking in any actual porn here. Seriously, if you're looking for pornographic image you've come to the wrong website. Bad website reviews, weird short films, Steven Seagal humor, Shaq Fu and essays on Witchcraft? We got you covered. Pornography? Not so much.