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Wombat propaganda - 1: Platypuses October 26, 2007 - 10:51:01

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Platypuses are secretly fictional.
Some old writer was writing some novel about a fictional animal that was super bizarre. He died in mid sentence and due to cosmic retribution the platypus escaped from his novel into the real world. The first thing they did was discover the truth about the wombats. Soon there after the declared war on the wombats.
The platypuses were excellent aqua masters capable of using all matter of liquids in their attacks and some even became capable to the point of draw moisture from the air. They also make good vehicular suicide bombers. The one thing that they fail at is metal arcana.
Platypuses are capable of living in space due to their fictional nature as such they primarily live on a colony on the moon where they frequently launch balls of water towards the earth and replace American astronauts with their own people it is theorized that every big mistake made by nasa was instigated by the platypus.
Should you find your self cornered by one break into a song and dance number, the bigger the number the better. This is Due to there fictional nature in which they believe they must allow all songs to finish before they can continue fighting. As the finally of the number dance into your car or behind any object capable of hiding yourself. When facing a platypus never quote the following authors due to their powerful words:
Doctor Seuss
H.P. Lovecraft
Terry Brooks
Agatha Christy
Stephen King
Steven King
VomitHat Steve
The platypus is an evil creature and we hope to one day to see it fully exiled to the moon.
RGS out...

Calvsie


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