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Of Tea Parties and Mandroids. | |
Posted May 27, 2006 - 12:09:39
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 So, right now it is a quiet Saturday. The sun is shining in my window, and a cool breeze is coming through. Overall, I'd have to say its the sort of day that makes you happy to be alive. You just have to love days like this, and I plan on getting outside for a while today.
On the random update front, Chris (Winchester) comes into town tonight, but I assume he'll spend the eventing with his family. I'll likely give him a call tomorrow though. It'll be good. I've been hanging out with Derek, which has been fun as well. I'm trying to get a group together to play SA Action Heroes, so if anyone is interested, they should tell me. I've also been doing my semi-annual Sorkin-fest, where I watch Sports Night, The American President, and The West Wing on DVD every May and January. I've been doing this now for three years, and will likely continue to do so for the years to come.
Anyhow, I'm sure you're wondering what the title of this entry is referring to. It's in reference to a conversation Topher (Scrotorious) and I have been having in the comment section of one of his LiveJournal posts. It has gotten so odd though, that I have felt the need to reproduce it here:Traegorn: OMG, I'M PREGNANT WITH YOUR MAN-BABY TOPHER!
Topher: But we only had manlove, like twice!
Traegorn: 13% of one time is all you need! WITH A 40% CHANCE OF RAIN!
Topher: You're obviously drunk. I don't have to take this. I'm removing my pants and shirt.
Traegorn: IT'S A PARTY! A LIBRETARIAN PARTY! OR MAYBE LABOUR!
Topher: A pretty tea party!! I love tea! Break out the fine china, mother, guests are here!
Traegorn: REMEMBER TO BRING OUT THE FINE TAIWAN WHILE YOU'RE AT IT. IT'S A GREEN TEA PARTY TOO - SO NADER IS COMING.
Topher: Nader doesn't drink tea. Nader is a damn mandroid! I've seen him once when I really had to poop, its true.
Traegorn: HE IS A CONSUMER PROTECTION MANDROID POWERED BY GREEN TEA. You're so culturally insensitive to mandroids, Topher.
Topher: Trae, they have microwaves for heads.
Traegorn: Microwaves that are completely safe, and that do not emit dangerous radiation. THANK YOU NADER-BOT!
Topher: Yer a dangerous emitions.
Traegorn: MANDROIDS HAVE HELPED US ELIMINATE EMOTIONS. DANGEROUS DANGEROUS EMOTIONS. I mean emissions... Really. Ummm, look over there Human! Okay, so maybe that was a little strange, but I happen to think it's a bit funny...
- Traegorn
A LITTLE strange? I'm almost afraid to ask what you two were on when that conversation took place. THat sounds like something out of a bad episode of Bo-bo-bo-bo Bo-bo-bo.
heheh the nader part was funny lol.
Why did the above exchange make sense to me? Is it the heat affecting my brain? Or is the understanding of above IM the product of the endless hours spent studying Discordian and Church of the Subgenius works?
~BeckyBecky
Reference check list:
Gunhed mockery: check
Time Topher really had to poop and nearly ran over Ralph Nader: check
The rest is proof that Trae needs therapy. THE CAPS LOCK IS A CRY FOR HELP!! HELP!! HLEP!!
Now that was frickin' hilarious.
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