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Story time.. April 17, 2006 - 13:19:10
This is a story, unlike any other story been told. This is a story for the archieves for which the tale will told in legend. Okay, maybe not but it's one story that I don't think I will forget. It all started out like any other Friday night. I got ready for the night out. Called some people and I later found myself in the middle of a beautiful group conversation at my favorite down town pub-Dooley's. It was a fantastic night...so far. So, to finish off the evening Jessica and I went to Perkins for a late night muffin and piece of pie. This is where it got interesting.... Ten minutes after we sat down a couple was then seated in the booth behind us. The husband decided to make himself friendly and introduced himself...about 3 inches from my face. He got Jessica's name correct but couldn't figure out mine so I was thus called "hoops" because of my hoop earrings. After avoiding further drunken conversation with the gentleman Jess and I proceeded with our normal ritual of competative creamer flipping. That's when the 2nd gentleman decided to stop by out table. He first inquired about the various bars in town more suited to his crowd. Then he started to tell us about what he does for a living (with out proding) which was actually a really neat enterprise. Jess and I were almost thinking that this guy is pretty cool. Untill.....the sly undertone of creepyness ensued. Various little comments about his boat in Greenbay...have you ladies ever been to Greenbay...would you ladies like to visit Greenbay.....where can I find you ladies on the weekend here in town....do you want my number.....let me tell you about how sexy of a salsa dancer I am ladies.... And, it progressivly got worse until Jess was not talking to him and I was finding ways of directing the conversation 100% toward to Jess. Jess is very interesting person so it wasn't hard. Simply mentioning that "Jess is a producer..." and etc. was sufficent to focus the attention away that this gentleman was lavishing upon my breasts. I have no doubt that this guy was just looking for a good time and was fairly lonely sitting by himself. However, the manner with which he attempts to "pick up women" is very inappropriate. So much so that the 1st drunken gentleman swung a hand around the booth and tapped me soulder and then proceeded with an enthusiastic "HEY HOW YA DOING? HAVN'T SEEN YOU IS SOOO LONG!!". I was dumbfounded....I sat there and pretended like I was humoring the drunken guy. That was until he leanded in really close (scared the crap out of me) and said..'Do you need saving from this guy (creepy guy #2). So, as soon as I diverted my attention to the couple behind us the guy #2 left. The 1st drunken gentleman turned out be just that...a pure gentleman who happened to be drunk. Him and his wife were the sweetest people to talk to and they had some of the most interesting stories to tell. So that part of the evening didn't turn out so bad. It was very enjoyable. Until...we had to leave. You see, we went out on a Thursday night because we didn't have classes on Friday due to the Easter break. So Perkins wasn't prepard for the afte bar rush late at night and their poor cook was backed up about 60 plates. They had a total of about 2 waiters, 1 cook, and 1 manager. So we were waiting for our food for exactly 1 hour until we decided to leave because we were so tired. When we got up to leave, we saw the #2 drunken guy leave and wait by the front door. Well, our new found friends were fairly worried and as they stood up with us a 3rd drunken gentle walked up to the couple and gave them a big hug. I was confused but no for long becasue as the 3rd drunken gentleman started to chat up the couple he turned his attention toward Jess and I and asked the couple to introduce him to his friends. At the point in time the 1st drunken gentleman (who we started to address as Uncle Don b/c we were playing on a family relations to keep away drunk guy #2) then started to get fairly worried and said "no you can't be introduced to my 1st and 2nd neices....they're virgans and can't be touched by any other guy that's not in their family". The couple then proceeded to escort us out of the restaurant after the 3rd drunken guy encounter and gave us both hugs and told us to "give cousin Ricky our love"...seeing as drunk guy #2 was still waiting for us at the door. I believe in our rush to escape through the doors our "Uncle Don" headed drunk guy #2 off as he tried to follow us out. After those encounters Jess sped away as fast as her little car could take us and then proceeded to take as many turns as possible to make sure that we weren't followed. So, here's my thanks to "Uncle Don" and "Aunt Becky". May the world give you all the happiness you can handle. Thank you. - Kid |
