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Why I suck at the internet. October 27, 2009 - 22:49:44
Okay, so I'm gonna write this one pretending that i have more readers than just Eric.

I really do suffer from Jay and Silent Bob syndrome; I can't separate what people say about fictional personas from real life people.  Mostly I think this comes from the fact that I am the same on the internet as i am in person.

That said, I want to kick the absolute shit out of Fr*t*r D*nt*l**n.  (Edited because I don't need a flame war.)

I know that should this be found I'll be immediately accused of being another alias of Trae.  I can only prove that I'm not Trae by telling people I'm not Trae, or actually meeting people.  This is why i suck at the internet.  The anonymity that it provides is great for looking at porn and slandering, but it leads to scamming, slander, theft, and all sorts of other problems.

Now, I guess the main problem here is that I have the mindset of a sailor.  I want to prove that my friends and I are better people than the ones who choose to slander us.  Unfortunately, to prove this my instinct is to fight the naysayers and that just doesn't work on the internet.

This is a guy that has never said a word against me, who honestly doesn't know me and also is a sonofabitch that deserves to have his teeth kicked down his throat until he understands that ripping people off and defaming the ones that point out your scam isn't good business.

But at the same time, according to his own websites, he's 49.  If i get to be 55 like I'm sure he's lying not to be, I really hope I can support myself by sitting on my fat ass at home and telling people that I'm casting spells on their behalf.

I guess all I can say is, stay the fuck away from my friends cause I'll punch you in the goddamn throat if I ever find you.  Also, the government gives me a shit ton of money every month and plane tickets aren't out of my price range.  Anywhere, anytime fucker. I'm willing to bet that my fists are a lot stronger than your fake spells.

Fuck you and leave my friends alone, you fucking douche.

- Winchester
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And while you're kicking his teeth in from the outside, I'll give him a free cross-country trip with my feet courtesy of Size 14 Airlines.
Isn't he actually British?  If not, why do I think he is?
Fruity Dandelion is British, yes.
I want in on that action as well.