5. He WILL slap something out of someone's hand

Whether it's a gun, knife or even a missile launcher Seagal will pull his ultimate offensive weapon out: The Slap. Probably the best example of this technique is displayed in Under Siege 2 when he slaps the knife out of the villain's hand using the dreaded "Clap Slap". I guess you have to see it to understand.

Oh, one of the funniest headlines I ever read on CHUD.com was when Exit Wounds debuted at number one at the box office. The headline was; Seagal Slaps Money Out of Moviegoers Hands.

The distinguishing feature of such behaviors is we don't stop to question them until they're starkly pointed out. We accept them, unconsciously suspending our disbelief, only noticing when some smart-ass comes along and says, "Why is it when men disguise themselves as women, they suddenly gain super-strength?" So tell me, why is it in every RPG I've ever played, complete strangers are perfectly happy to walk up to me and entrust their very most intimate and important needs to my charge?

So it is not in this article that you will find references to the Congo Bongos and the Bubsy 3Ds of the world. No, this is about serious plagiarism, the sort of copyright-infringement stuff that makes the lawyers come running. Half of these games spawned court cases; the other half by all rights should have. (And although these two themes intersect quite a bit, neither is this an article on game-related legislation: that one can be found elsewhere.)

Ahh, the dipsticks who list their political views as "very conservative" and their favourite music as Rage Against the Machine and Green Day. Ha-bloody-ha. Scott is also a member of the Facebook group "Proud Wazzu Republicans" and "Bush won... So Move On." He also supports two heavily Republican political candidates. Listen to the lyrics, y'idiots.