So, I've been looking at the usage statistics for TRHOnline.com for January as I was curious about my users. Besides doing some creative things to stop hotlinkers that I discovered, I also found a statistical oddity which is clear in the graph included if you look closely. I'll give you a moment.
That's right, it's not a typo, 11% of this site's traffic in January came from, of all places, Finland. Finland. Huh. This just further helps my claims of being the secret King of Finland though, as the Finnish are clearly drawn to my site because of my royal status. And not just because they find the Seagal movie generator funny. Which they kept going to.
Yup, that can't be it at all.
What amazes me is the sheer number of people on MySpace and Xanga who like to steal my images. Also, sometimes they don't notice that they're posting a photoshopped image. Like, there was this one guy talking about Mortal Kombat, and he linked the image of Duct Tape Boy on the selection screen. Or the person who linked my "Kudos with D***" image (that I actually sort of hide on the site now because I'm embarassed by it) just to talk about Kudos... he didn't notice the edit. I mean, this one girl didn't even notice Duct Tape Boy standing behind O.J. Simpson - didn't she think that was weird? Didn't she ask "Why was there a guy entirely in Duct Tape at the O.J. Trial?" I don't know if I should be flattered, or insulted. Well, she did list OJ as a "Hero" so I think I'm insulted.
I won't hotlink prank her like I do most people because I feel sorry for her. Who the hell would actually think that there really was a guy dressed in duct tape at the O.J. Trial! What the heck! ARRRRRG Sorry, that's just stuck in my head at this point. You don't believe me? See for yourself. But I will say that some poor member of the Marine Corps now has a big sign on his site saying "I like Penis" under his interests, so he may want to edit his blog.
I am such a mean bastard. I should explain my image policies though: If you use one of my images in a message board or blog entry, that's cool. Try and credit me, but if you don't I'll survive. But the instant you put it in the permanent design of your site, and I find out, you never know what will end up appearing on your site.