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Just a quick shout out to the world
Posted Dec 14, 2004 - 3:49:54

Steven SeagalSo, this is finals week, and I'm mildly freaking out. It's in my nature. Of course, at least my sleep pattern is normal, so I've got a one up on certain people on that one (*cough*Erika*cough*). Still working on my paper, and have to memorize my sketch for Japanese tomorrow, and study for my English exam, and... arrrghhh...


...but yeah. But to tide y'all over until I have something worth writing about, I thought I'd offer up this little tid-bit. What's that you ask? Why it's a little something I've been cooking up for quite some time... yes, that's right, it's the Steven Seagal Movie Generator. It will generate a random Steven Seagal film for you, from title to cast, all taken from random real Steven Seagal films.

Yes, they really are that generic. Here's an example of a film from the generator:


Starring: Steven Seagal, DMX and Henry Silva

Plot Summary:
Steven Seagal is a a Detroit cop who doesn't follow rules who needs to stop his childhood nemesis (played by Henry Silva ) from stealing the land of indigenous peoples.

Seagal is joined by a completely random person (played by DMX ). With the odds against them, can they prevent Henry Silva from taking over a top secret nuclear sattelite?

Anyways, I have to get back to work. You kids be good.
- Traegorn

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