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Only an hour and a half to go...
Posted Feb 25, 2004 - 12:51:26

...I want to be sedated...

...or something like that. That's how much time is left until the first midterm of the week.

Today I ponder the existence of man. Or maybe I've just snapped under the pressure. Either way, I'm in far too good a mood for someone who is supposed to have this much crap to do today.

I need to go to the dentist. I think I'm starting to get a toothache... It's hard to tell, really. Ever since the whole living for six months with an abscessed tooth mess, pain in my mouth has been redefined to a completely different level. Either way though, I know I have unfilled cavities that need to be taken care of.

I turned in yet another inadequate article to the Flipside last night. Look, I'm not saying it was a bad article... I'm just saying that I can do better than what I wrote. I am a better writer than this. I have written better articles than this.

I need to get back on the ball.

I also FINALLY put Rachael's blog back on the page. I was going to do that LAST week, I know - but with the server move, I didn't want to risk screwing up anything, so I didn't make the update (hence the lack of posts after last Thursday up until, well, yesterday).


Oh, here's something funny I came up with on the NoBrandCon forums.

Wicca's alternative to Santa: Solstice Sam.

Yes, that's right, all you good Wiccan girls and boys better be good this year, because on Yule your annual threefold reflecting friend Solstice Sam, is going to break into your house through the window and either give you presents if you've been good or swift kicks to the groin if you've been bad...

...riding around the world, in a sleigh pulled by mighty ferrets of DOOM...

And you can hear Solstice Sam call out their names: "On smelly, on stinky, on nutzy and tuberat, on hyper, on sniper, on ralph and asshat - from the top of the sidewalk, to the side of the street, pull my beaten up sleigh with your tiny clawed feet!"


Okay, so maybe that's not so funny... and completely out of season, as Yule was months ago... but still.

*I* think it's funny...
- Traegorn

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